Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes by Cory O'Brien

The Hindu universe is run by a married couple who only stop murdering in order to throw sweet dance parties.on the corpses of their enemies. The entire Egyptian universe was saved because Sekhmet just got too hammered to keep murdering everyone. Zeus once stuffed an unborn fetus inside his thigh to save its life after he exploded its mother by being too good in bed. Still skeptical? Here are a few more gems to consider: Ganesh was the very definition of an unplanned pregnancy.Īnd Abraham was totally cool about stabbing his kid in the face. Odin got construction discounts with bestiality.

Narcissus probably should have just learned to masturbate. These are rude, crude, totally sacred texts told the way they were meant to be told: loudly, and with lots of four-letter words. In Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes, Cory O'Brien, creator of Myths RETOLD, sets the stories straight.

In reality, mythology is more screwed up than a schizophrenic shaman doing hits of unidentified.wait, it all makes sense now. Synopsisįrom the creator of Myths Retold comes a hilarious collection of Greek, Norse, Chinese and even Sumerian myths retold in their purest, bawdiest formsĪll our lives, we've been fed watered-down, PC versions of the classic myths.

The Norse goddess Freyja once consented to a four-dwarf gangbang in exchange for one shiny necklace.Īnd there's more dysfunctional goodness where that came from.

The Hindu universe is run by a married couple who only stop murdering in order to throw sweet dance parties on the corpses of their enemies.

The entire Egyptian universe was saved because Sekhmet just got too hammered to keep murdering everyone.Zeus once stuffed an unborn fetus inside his thigh to save its life after he exploded its mother by being too good in bed.Skeptical? Here are just a few gems to consider: In Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes, Cory O'Brien, creator of Myths RETOLD!, sets the stories straight. In reality, mythology is more screwed up than a schizophrenic shaman doing hits of unidentified wait, it all makes sense now. All our lives, we've been fed watered-down, PC versions of the classic myths.

Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes by Cory O'Brien